Seriously, why is that?

The fanfic master is busy ;-;

Yes, yes I am. I'm sorry. I live in a crack house, with a family of 12. Every night we spoon for warmth, everybody fights for Noel, she's the fattest. There's nothing we don't share. Floor space, dental floss, even condoms.

You have to give me time to think of these fanfics and write them and post them when I have free time to think write and post, por favor. Gracias. 

Okay I'm sorry fanfic master I BOW DOWN TO YOU :3